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Wisconsin (Legendary Teens)

from U​.​S​.​A. by Jack Dump

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I’m not pretty enough I ate too much cheese
By the porcelain bowl I’m down on my knees
Purging my guts just like those sluts
Who pretend that I’m special but I’m not

Skinny like those dumb bitches who’re on TV
It seems like there’s a girly conspiracy
To make me sad just ‘cause I had
A whole tub of ice cream and some Crisco

Legendary teens on the cover of a magazine
Having sex with a boy band while I masturbate
To my face on their useless bodies
Legendary Teens stupid cunt Midwestern beauty queens
I hate them ‘cause I want some titties that I flaunt
For occasions like prom in a week

Cut myself as I listen to their records
And imagine I’m striking with two by fours
Right to the dome when I get home
I will eat this Dorito casserole

And I cry and I fart and inhale the shame
All my friends in Milwaukee are just the same
Lettin’ it out shovellin’ in all the carbs
That depletes their depression

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from U​.​S​.​A., released March 22, 2017

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