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Tubes Tied

from Cretin by Jack Dump

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lyrics

Try to be vacuous to mask hostility.
Don't fight the world around you.
Just be silent so that they'll ignore you.

Break the funk by drinking on your own.
You've got a desktop cactus.
He's the smartest one of all of your work peers.

Drinking schnapps while on a conference call.
Why did your wife get pregnant?
Oh, that's right, you liked it raw when you were 21,

But since then you fucking wizened up.
Your wife, she got her tubes tied.

Evil lies happily beneath a toothy grin.
Ignore the venal assholes.
Just remember you're slowly becoming one of them by working here.

Social ties are broken easily.
A tidy severance package.
Burning bridges, laughing and revelling in my just reward.

Not enough. Gotta leave 'em wanting more.
I'll get a Wal-Mart shotgun
Puss out at the last minute and instead shoot cans on fence by the freeway.

Stumble home. Kiss my wife upon the cheek.
Thank God she got her tubes tied.

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from Cretin, released June 18, 2015

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