I like the homoerotic milieu that’s present in all of our sporting events,
Keeping our natural bisexual urges at bay so society won’t fall apart.
I like the sexy violence of the NFL. You don’t know it, but you find it sexy as well.
Man on man with no lubri-gel.
I’m making love to you in the Olympic pool doing a synchronized diving routine.
Mr. Fantastical, taut and gymnastical, perching his foot atop my balance beam.