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I Got Cancer

from Cretin by Jack Dump

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I got cancer so give me some sympathy.

I treated your mama with callous derision.
I issued a fatwa on your ill begotten neck.
I've beaten your children. I've plucked out your eyebrows,
But now I'm so sick, I think you gotta give me your respect.

I've killed all your kittens for sexual pleasure.
I made sure that they felt every little bit of me inside.
I ruined your credit, and made you eat cow shit
But since I got cancer, I really cannot be denied.

It's spread to my lymph nodes.

I fed your urethra to Mother Theresa.
I think that she liked cause she asked to chew your prostate gland.
I founded a think tank to make you feel overweight,
But now I've got cancer, you've gotta lend a man a hand.

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from Cretin, released June 18, 2015

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Jack Dump ascends into Rainbow Jackson, the caustic Demiurge.

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